You probably have some questions running through your head… We’ll get to them in a minute.
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Well, first of all,Β stop screaming, man. Secondly, hi. The nameβs Kakakhel, Wadana Kakakhel. (Look at me tryna pull a James Bond.) Since you somehow found my website I suppose this is the part where I have to convince you that this is worth your time. I guess the first thing you want to talk about is *cue drum roll*Β me!Β (I mean, thatβs exactly what this page is forβ¦)
WHATΒ ISΒ A βWADANA KAKAKHELβ?
Wow, you’re still shouting. Nothing phenomenal, just another teenager who was fascinated by this blogging thing and thought sheβd try her hand at it. (And sheβs talking about herself in the third person, so you know you better have a barf bag at the ready.) Sit back, buckle up, and try to enjoy the ride while you read about what goes on in this mind of hers.
WHAT’S THIS BLOG OF YOURS FOR?
Okay, enough with the third person narration; this blog is just a place where I get to spill everything that’s going on in my mind, write some book reviews, rant about things that people around me don’t want to talk about, and get the chance to build my little safe haven on the internet.
HOW CAN I GET NOTIFIED WHEN YOU PUBLISH MORE POSTS?
Finally, didn’t think you’d ever ask! It’s actually quite simple (unless you’re mentally challenged, then it’s kind of like quantum physics) just subscribe down below to get an email whenever I update. (Do keep in mind that you can cancel your subscription at any given time!)
CAN I LEAVE NOW?
*throws a sock at you* Dobby is a free elf.
*SELF-PROMO ALERT*
Do check out my posts before leaving though. Miracles do happen, maybe you’ll actually like them.
And that’s all, really. Not sure how to end this, so… thanks for coming to my TED Talk!
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